For $29.95, the online novelty gift shop Archie McPhee will sell you a do-it-yourself kit to make a beard of bees. Here is what you’ll get, and how to do it (in case you ever wondered):
In each box, you’ll get a tube of royal jelly, a grooming wand and a coupon for bees. Just send in the coupon or call with your redemption number and the following morning you’ll receive a package of 30,000 bees in our patented UPS approved Swarm Sack™ packaging. After they arrive, apply the royal jelly to your chin, neck and chest, shake the bag vigorously and then release the bees. Use included wand to coax bees into beard shape…
Not recommended for indoor use.
Available at McPhee.com.
I particularly like the phrase “not recommended for indoor use”. Are the crazy round glasses included in the package too?